Super Mario Kart

One day Mario decided to go go-karting with Luigi, and then Bowser's on the way.
"Let's get go-karting," says Mario. "C'mon, Yoshi, let's go!"
And Yoshi says, "That's just a sign."
But they were already go-karting.
"What?" says Luigi.
But then, right in front of them, there was Donkey Kong. But they only hit it and found out it was a sign.
"How many signs are in this place with bad guys?" asks Mario.
Then there was Yoshi go-karting, and behind Yoshi there was Donkey Kong. Yoshi tried to stop while Donkey Kong was running but it wasn't a sign.
"Ooh," said Yoshi.
"Ooh, Donkey Kong's go-karting," said Mario.
Then they saw everyone on go-karts and they drove right out of the park. And Yoshi finished the finish line in first.
"Well, that was boring," said Luigi.

THE END

Rockhoper's ship

Once there was a penguin named Rockhoper. He had a crew of a hundred people. One day he went under the deck to write a story. Then behind the barrel he saw a blue penguin wearing a bracelet called Bambadee.
He said, "Hello there, what are you doing in my ship?"
The penguin said, "My name is Bambadee, I was trying to make the wood into gold but someone made a ship out of it. Can you tell me who that is?"
"Oh yeah, that was me. But how did you get that bracelet?"
"Early in the 1950s I used to be in Club Penguin and I had the oldest album and I found it just lying there in the album so I bought it."
"Well I can take you back to Club Penguin, I have a lot of friends there."
"Thank you."
"And I also sell alot of items like your bracelet. Maybe we can sell that."
"Nah, I don't want to sell it."
"Well, let's just make new ones and get back to Club Penguin."
And they did. And Bambadee made new buddies.
THE END

Two Penguins