Super Mario Kart

One day Mario decided to go go-karting with Luigi, and then Bowser's on the way.
"Let's get go-karting," says Mario. "C'mon, Yoshi, let's go!"
And Yoshi says, "That's just a sign."
But they were already go-karting.
"What?" says Luigi.
But then, right in front of them, there was Donkey Kong. But they only hit it and found out it was a sign.
"How many signs are in this place with bad guys?" asks Mario.
Then there was Yoshi go-karting, and behind Yoshi there was Donkey Kong. Yoshi tried to stop while Donkey Kong was running but it wasn't a sign.
"Ooh," said Yoshi.
"Ooh, Donkey Kong's go-karting," said Mario.
Then they saw everyone on go-karts and they drove right out of the park. And Yoshi finished the finish line in first.
"Well, that was boring," said Luigi.

THE END